Khloe Isn’t A Kardashian Biologically?

Say It Ain’t So!!! NOPE it’s not true (or at least the outting of the MYSTERY LOVER isn’t Khloe’s father) but it makes for a JUICY HEADLINE…Kris Jenner reveals that she had a steamy, intense affair in her memoir Kris Jenner and All Things Kardashian‘. The outting of “Ryan”, who is better known as Todd Waterman, is just another twist to claims made by Robert Kardashian’s ex wives that Khloe isn’t a BIOLOGICAL KARDASHIAN! There were some speculations that the mystery lover dubbed “Ryan” in Kris’ book might be her biological dad. However, it can’t be true because Khloe was 5 years of age when Kris & Todd began to have an affair.

“One minute I was making brownies for my friends and having a family barbecue, the next I was in the middle of an insanely intense affair,”- Kris.

Radar Online reports — The mystery man that helped destroy Kris Jenner‘s marriage to famed legal eagle Robert Kardashian can finally be named.

Dubbed “Ryan” by Kris, 56, in her recently released memoir ‘Kris Jenner and All Things Kardashian,’ Star magazine can exclusively reveal — via RadarOnline.com –  the true identity of the momager’s boytoy, who was just a tender 24 at the time their 1989 tryst began.

He is renowned Hollywood animator Todd Waterman, who told Star in an exclusive interview that he and Kris shared an “intense affair.”

“It was scandalous,” confessed Todd. “We dated for a year and a half. I was playing pro soccer and I was training with a team, L.A. Heat, for a now defunct league. That’s how we met.”

The outing of Waterman is yet another twist in the paternity scandal engulfing Kris’ daughter Khloe, who is facing claims from her late father’s ex-wives that she isn’t a biological Kardashian.

In light of the women’s sordid allegations, the showbiz world has been left to ponder who could be 27-year-old Khloe’s potential real dad if Robert was not.

While the naming of Kris’ secret lover could provoke some to question whether Todd fathered Khloe, it’s not possible, as Khloe was aged five at the time her mother, then 34, began seducing him behind her father’s back.

Robert, the Hollywood lawyer who worked on O.J. Simpson’s notorious dream team during the murder trial of the football star’s wife, even named Todd in his and Kris’ 1991 divorce documents, filed in the Los Angles Superior Court.

He slammed Kris, writing in a declaration obtained by Star: “Your honor will recall at the time of the hearing I claimed that the respondent was involved with another man named Todd Waterman.

“I ask the court … to restrain (Kris) from living with any member of the opposite sex in or about the presence of our children.”

Todd — who now directs animated films for Disney and Columbia Pictures — said while Kris called it a “mid-life” crisis moment, their relationship was far from a passing fling.

In her tell-all book, Kris revealed that she became obsessed with a man she dubbed “Ryan” and admitted having “wild sex everywhere, all the time” in cars, pool houses and even on tennis courts.

“One minute I was making brownies for my friends and having a family barbecue, the next I was in the middle of an insanely intense affair,” Kris wrote.

“I would tell Robert I was going out to lunch and I would end up at Ryan’s apartment having crazy, fabulous sex for hours in the middle of the day. I would drop Kourtney, Kimberly, and Khloe off at school and rush straight to Ryan.”

“Breakfast, lunch, and dinner with Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.”

While Todd said he had heard rumors that Kris had exposed her philandering in her memoir, it wasn’t until he was contacted by Star this week that he realized the extent of her confession.

“My friend has sent me an excerpt from her book,” he told Star. “I think I would be Ryan.”

While Todd once shared a passion for one particular Kardashian, Kris’ former lover revealed that he is far from a “fan” of the reality television family and the multi-million dollar empire they’ve built.

“I am not a fan of the whole Kardashian machine,” he said.

“To me, it (my partial inclusion in the book) ties into what they have already done in terms of picking and choosing what they release and how they are portrayed.”

While not happy about his inclusion in Kris’ tell-all, Todd told Star it was to be expected from a family who has used infamy to their advantage.

He said, “The sex tape and the murder of their friend. It (the book) didn’t surprise me.”

While Kris and Todd’s torrid affair finally ended in 1990 — just before Kris met Olympian Bruce Jenner — the affair cost the Kardashian matriarch her marriage, after Robert followed the pair and found them together.

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Bruce & Kris Jenner Headed For Divorce

Well damn, they just renewed their vows shortly before Kim & Kris got married…and now Bruce & Kris, I don’t really believe it but hey it might be true…he isn’t the most AGGRESSIVE MAN, as you can see from the show…Kris is constantly under minding her husband!!! What’s next for this family, is the FAME worth their family crumbling?

The ENQUIRER has learned that the 20-year union of reality TV’s most famous mom and pop – former Olympian Bruce and manager/show producer Kris – is on the rocks and both of them are ready to throw in the towel. They’ve been battling over ev­erything from money to how to raise their offspring.

Bruce is tired of Kris making work her priority instead of family, and Kris can’t stand Bruce spending time and money on his expensive hobbies like golf and motorcycle riding, say sources. The couple is even taking sides in daughter Kim’s explosive divorce battle with her estranged husband.

Incredibly, Kris, 56, has report­edly demeaned her sports hero husband by putting him on an allowance, and an insider reveals that the glamorous family has now become “totally fractured.”

“Bruce and Kris have reached the biggest impasse in their marriage yet,” declared a close source.
One problem is that former Olympic champion Jenner – who’s been married three times – has a chameleon-like personality, say sources. He is kind, caring and con­siderate early in his marriages, but eventually his personality changes.

In 1972, Bruce wed his college sweetheart Chrystie Crownover, and at first they seemed like a gold­en couple. But their once-fairytale marriage blew up in 1980.

“Bruce changed,” said the close source. “He was always on the road, concentrating on sports marketing, public speaking and a variety of hobbies, including car rac­ing.

“He played the star on the Wheaties box to the hilt and ran away from family life, be­coming an absentee husband and father. In fact, he split with Chrystie while she was pregnant with their second child.”

Bruce began dating sec­ond wife Linda Thompson – Elvis’ former girlfriend – in 1980 while still married to Chrystie. “Linda loved his charis­matic, golden-boy image, and they had a blast going out together,” said the source.

But the marriage – which lasted from 1981 to 1985 and produced two sons, Brandon, 30, and reality star Brody, 28 – crumbled when the super-athlete once again made little time for his wife and kids, said the source.

“Just like in his first union, Bruce changed,” the source noted. “He was consumed with traveling and promot­ing and was no longer atten­tive.” An exasperated Linda de­scribed their union as “a great relationship – but not a marriage.”

Repeating his pattern, “Bruce is now changing with Kris,” observed the source. Ironically, the change may have been triggered by Kris’ astute management of the family’s careers and their hit reality show, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”

It’s given Bruce the time and luxury to immerse him­self in work, golf and even flying toy helicopters. Bruce is the sweetest guy in the world but isn’t as laid back as he was in the begin­ning of his marriage to Kris.

“Bruce has started stand­ing up for himself, insists Kris cut back on her work and is spending more time away from the house to enjoy time by himself,” charged the source.

“He now wants a life away from the TV craziness. As a result, he and Kris are at a crisis point in their marriage. “He loved being a team with her in the early days of their marriage, but there seems little hope for reviv­ing that between his outside interests and her managing and running the Kardashian empire 24-7.

“They are at a breaking point in the relationship.” We ain’t buyin this one. Kris has been busting Bruce’ balls for way too long for him to suddenly start growing “a pair.”

Kimmy Kimmy Kimmy When WILL You LEARN?!?!

It’s a shame that some people have the NEED to be in the limelight all the damn time, or at least they appear like they do. In this case it’s sad because who really knows what is going on behind KIM & KRIS, could their marriage be saved? Did the media help ruin their marriage before the ink even dried on the marriage certificates? Could KIM control it more than she has, do you think she has added to it? Is her mother, Kris, to blame for some of this?

Seems to me like she needs to choose between LOVE & FAME, question is will it make her happy? Always feeling the NEED to be someone she is NOT because she is AFRAID of what her “fans” “media” will think if she is HERSELF…will she really be able to ever shun the spotlight for LOVE?!?!

TMZ reports — Kim Kardashian left for Minnesota last night to see Kris Humphries … and sources connected with Kim tell TMZ she is conflicted over the divorce.

We got pictures of Kim as she made her way through the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport at around 5:30 AM local time. We’re told Kim flew commercial and was traveling with the guy in the photo (above, left) who appeared to be a bodyguard.

According to our sources, Kim booked the flight very last minute (see her below at LAX) because she felt like she owed it to Kris to talk things through with him face-to-face. We’re told no reality show cameras were involved.

Our sources tell us … Kim has been saying even before she filed for divorce that she wasn’t sure about ending the marriage. As we first reported, she was crying on and off last weekend before she decided to pull the trigger.

Sources say it’s definitely not accurate to call this a reconciliation … or even an attempt at one … but the door is definitely not shut.

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Sources tell TMZ  … Kris and Kim will be meeting with the pastor who married them to talk about the marriage, the divorce, and their feelings. Again, this is not a reconciliation but we’re told Kim wants to make sure she and Kris have closure and talk everything out.

LMAO Kim K Might Be A HOE But She Isn’t Stupid

HAHA!!! I think this sh*t is hilarious, only because I don’t think these two were ever IN LOVE! There were a few things Kris was taken back about somethings he discovered about Kim during the last season leading up to their engagement. For instance, he didn’t even know Kim had been married before but yet this was the WOMAN he was going to share the rest of his life with. I mean call me OLD FASHION but I think that is a pretty major key conversation to have. When the talk about the prenuptial came up, he shunned it (you know that ish pissed him OFF). I mean come on sweetheart you basically came into this engagement with nothing, your few millions are like hundreds to her. I didn’t even know who you, Kris Humphries, was until now. She gave him 15 minutes of fame in exchange for a lavish ceremony. I wouldn’t be surprised if they never even filed their marriage certificate. It was probably just for the ratings to be at an all time HIGH, SMFH…looks like KHLOE still comes out ahead LOL!!!

Kim Kardashian will not pay Kris Humphries a red cent in their divorce (DUH, did you think her MOM would let this happen?)TMZ has learned.

As we first reported, Kim and Kris have a prenup — which Kim felt was “the smart thing to do.” (& her MOM punked her a** along with Khloe)

Sources familiar with the prenup tell TMZ … the document keeps ALL assets separate, and with such a short marriage neither walks away with money from the other — not a single penny.

Now that leaves just one piece of business on the table — Kim’s $2 million engagement ring.  Sorry Kris, but you lose on 2 counts:

1.  Under California law, once you said “I do,” you lost any rights to the ring
2.  You didn’t pay for the ring, stupid (RIGHT, keep it real she did)

But it’s not horrible news for Kris, because he made $3.2 million from the Nets last season.  Oh right, there’s a lockout.  Well maybe he saved…LMFAO not such a meal ticket, huh Kris!!!

As for Kim, last year the family empire raked in $65 million. (Kim is NOT trippin’ but sweetheart who’s going to take you SERIOUS?)

#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage

Peep the body language, in love much?!?!? SMH

First of all I am NOT surprised about this at all, I think it was for the ratings to begin with. All done for publicity, I never really saw chemistry between the two & he just seemed to be a very immature person overall. NOW, I will admit I thought it would have ended at 60 days LOL but I was proven wrong they made it to 72 days.

Just to go in on this Twitter “trending topic” #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage

#1 Lindsay Lohan’s line of coke #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage @Kaneshow

#2 #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage – an episode of ” Keeping up with the Kardashians.” @RealMulahTruth

#3 #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage a 160 character bio on Twitter. @NessaMochaLatte

#4 #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage Kims Singing Career. @King_Kenny0

#5 #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage Natalie Nunn’s chin!!! @iTweetTheJokes

Ok…I am done LOL, but a damn cross walk signal last longer!!! They got divorced quicker than one can cross the street LMAO!! SMFH

TMZ reports — Kim Kardashian filed for divorce Monday morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries  … TMZ has learned, and now we have the document.

We’re told even though the marriage was short, she is not seeking an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”

The date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.  According to the docs, Kim wants Kris to foot his own lawyers’ fees and she’ll pay hers.  And, she wants the court to reject any move by Kris to get spousal support. And, the docs list the length of the marriage as a measly 2 months.

Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife.

As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement … Kim made sure of that. Rumors of a split had been swirling for some time and the two were spotted out to dinner earlier this week … looking less than pleased with one another.

The couple was married on August 20 in a lavish ceremony (see below) in Montecito, CA. There are reports that the wedding cost as much as $10 mil, which means $138,888 for every day until today.

Weekend Recap

“Not all of them are the brightest of human beings.”

RIP AL DAVIS (former Owner of the Raiders), passed away on Saturday, October 8, 2011.

“He is a true legend of the game whose impact and legacy will forever be part of the N.F.L.,”

Roger Goodell, the league’s current commissioner, said in a statement Saturday.

Paul McCarney got married for the 3rd time in his life to Nancy Shevell in London this past weekend. The couple were engaged earlier this year, they met in the Hamptons in Long Island, New York, shortly after the singer’s divorce from Heather Mills in 2008.

Raiders beat the first-place Texans in Houston, 25-20, and now have a winning record. Oakland hasn’t been above .500 this late in the season since 2002.

DRAMA!!! I don’t know if you caught Kim Kardashian’s “Kim’s Fairytale Wedding” last night, it seemed far from a FAIRTYTALE. I am not sure about Kris Humphries, he seems to be such an immature pompous a**hole!!!

Khloe was calling him out the entire 2hours of  PART 1…she called him “opportunistic”, he was given a fair warning by the MEN of the Kardashian Klan to just SHUT IT UP, but he is a stubborn fella! He left a bad taste in Kris Jenner’s mouth, when he was late showing up to their (Kim & Kris’) bridal registry.

Kourtney and Khloe aren’t too certain what his intentions are & to be honest they aren’t really giving him a “chance” but I don’t blame them. He acts like a KID!!! What Kim sees in him I have NO idea, he seems to think he is running shit…but BOO BOO like Khloe said “You came up off KIM, already” NO ONE knew who you were until now!!! You have become a household NAME, so you should be kissing asses as opposed to being an ASS!!!

KHLOE & KRIS:

“I’m not really sure of the intentions in this entire situation,” Khloe explained to Kris, with Kardashian pal Brittny Gastineau as a witness. “I just hope that everyone is thinking it through. I’m hoping your intentions are pure.”

“What are you trying to say, I like this world?” Kris fired back.

“It’s just very opportunistic of you… you have come up off of Kim,” Khloe responded.

And then Kris turned the tables, putting the spotlight on Khloe’s marriage to Lamar Odom.

“How dare you question someone else’s marriage,” he said. “Are you sure you’re not just using Lamar? He’s a Laker… he’s got championships. After, are you going to find a tall successful guy to have kids with?”

Khloe explained that she was just trying to protect her sister.

“Kim is someone who falls in love heavy, and when she falls, she [falls] hard,” she said. “Do I believe every time she falls it’s the real deal? She is a hopeless romantic.”

Kris said he is the one who needs to protect his heart.

“You are saying I’m just the fourth or fifth dude for Kim. I’ve never been married. She’s been on that level with every guy she dates,” he snapped back. “Maybe I should question her intentions.” OUCH!!!

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Kris Humphries NOT Wearing His Wedding Ring???

Hmmm, they just got married not even a MONTH ago & he isn’t wearing his wedding band…could their be trouble in paradise? was this marriage all for publicity? what do you think?

New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, husband of Kim Kardashian, is spotted returning to his apartment in New York with his sister. According to Star Magazine it is reported that there is trouble in paradise for Kris and his new wife kim. So maybe he’s bringing in his sister for reinforcements…Honestly I’m not buying into their marital woes, as I said yesterday, bad marriages sell magazines. -TO

Kim Kardashian’s Wedding In August

Another wedding on my BDAY!!! this is the 3rd wedding that I know of on AUGUST 20th…hello people that’s my DAY!!!

Huffington Post reports — Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are planning a camera-ready wedding for August 20, according to a New York Post report. A rep had no comment.

Kim has long been awaiting the big day.

“I’ve fantasized about my wed­ding since I was a little girl,” she tells the new issue of Life & Style.

Kim and Kris, a New Jersey Nets forward, got engaged in May after six months of dating. See pics of Kim’s reportedly $2 million ring here.

Meanwhile Khloe is planning a “very embarrassing” penis-themed bachelorette party for her big sister.

“Kim is very uncomfortable with all that stuff, so I’m going to go all out and embarrass her, because it’s just fun,” she told People.

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